A Tale about a TootOnce upon a time, on a rainy Saturday afternoon, while their infant son was napping, a husband and wife peacefully sat on their futon watching Tournament Poker to kill time. Rudely interrupting the serenity, the husband lets out a powerful burst of flatulent air. Without a word, the wife gets up to leave the room.
What should the husband say?
a.) "Excuse me, please!"
b.) "Pardon me."
c.) "Oh! Sorry!"
d.) "Hey - it won't stink!"
In this particular circumstance, the husband says confidently, "Hey - it won't stink". Wife bursts out laughing, and still leaves the room.
The End
