Heather's Top Ten (Do-able) Halloween Costumes
(this top ten list idea care of Lesa)
10. A Rubix Cube - totally do-able. All you'd need is a big box, construction paper in squares, and string to keep the box up!
9. A Dominoe (not to be confused with a Dominatrix) - Again, totally easy. You'd need two cardboard panels, two pieces of black poster paper, and cut out white dots. String could be used for straps. Awesome.
8. A Shepherd - this one is a classic. It's a classic because it is easy and do-able. All you need is your dad's old bath robe, a towel, a headband and sandles.
7. A Nudist - self-explanatory, totally do-able (if you are daring) and it doesn't cost anything.
6. A Cloud - this one rocks. Pick up an old blue dress from a thrift shop and glue cotton balls all over it.
5. A Pickle - dress all in green, dab a little vinegar under your chin and drink like crazy.
4. A Smurf - dress in white sweat pants, white sneakers, a blue top and wear a white toque and white gloves. If you are ambitious, paint your face blue.
3. Britney Spears - wear anything tight, revealing, or write something obscene on a t-shirt and stuff it with a pillow. Okay, I guess at this point you could just take along a doll or something.
2. An Alien - this one is cool, because you can dress in whatever you want! No one actually knows what an alien looks like.
1. A "Survivor" - find a tubetop, or make one out of an old t-shirt. Wear a bikini top, and some cut-off shorts with runners and no socks. Smear yourself with something "dirty" looking, and let your B.O. go for a couple of days. Oh, and let your hair get really greasy. For extra realisticalness (my own word), don't eat much for a couple of weeks, and carry around a statue - maybe something you got as a souvenir in Belize or something.
(this top ten list idea care of Lesa)
10. A Rubix Cube - totally do-able. All you'd need is a big box, construction paper in squares, and string to keep the box up!
9. A Dominoe (not to be confused with a Dominatrix) - Again, totally easy. You'd need two cardboard panels, two pieces of black poster paper, and cut out white dots. String could be used for straps. Awesome.
8. A Shepherd - this one is a classic. It's a classic because it is easy and do-able. All you need is your dad's old bath robe, a towel, a headband and sandles.
7. A Nudist - self-explanatory, totally do-able (if you are daring) and it doesn't cost anything.
6. A Cloud - this one rocks. Pick up an old blue dress from a thrift shop and glue cotton balls all over it.
5. A Pickle - dress all in green, dab a little vinegar under your chin and drink like crazy.
4. A Smurf - dress in white sweat pants, white sneakers, a blue top and wear a white toque and white gloves. If you are ambitious, paint your face blue.
3. Britney Spears - wear anything tight, revealing, or write something obscene on a t-shirt and stuff it with a pillow. Okay, I guess at this point you could just take along a doll or something.
2. An Alien - this one is cool, because you can dress in whatever you want! No one actually knows what an alien looks like.
1. A "Survivor" - find a tubetop, or make one out of an old t-shirt. Wear a bikini top, and some cut-off shorts with runners and no socks. Smear yourself with something "dirty" looking, and let your B.O. go for a couple of days. Oh, and let your hair get really greasy. For extra realisticalness (my own word), don't eat much for a couple of weeks, and carry around a statue - maybe something you got as a souvenir in Belize or something.
Item #1 is very authentic - prize-winning, in fact. Thanks!
i love the Survivor idea...and I've ALWAYS wanted to be smurfette...hmmmmm
thanks!! Jodi
Honestly, the "Survivor" was my only inspired idea. All the rest I just made up on the spot to fill in the other nine ideas. So if you thought they were lame... there ya go.